What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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