I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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