Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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