My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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