You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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