mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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