How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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