Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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