He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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