Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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