Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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