Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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