We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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