i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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