Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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