Kiss
Puke
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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