The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We are two peas in an std pod
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
