girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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