Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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