That's intense
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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