Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Found your dick twin last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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