are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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