Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
