S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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