When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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