brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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