She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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