apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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