i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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