I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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