how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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