i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
