Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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