Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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