we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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