shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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