Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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