I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I've blown a few things in my day
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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