I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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