its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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