my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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