So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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