would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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