Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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