K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
