You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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