Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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