apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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