And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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