I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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