dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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