You work out of a Hotel?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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