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(925): View more from California

He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(305): View more from Florida

its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face

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(913): View more from Kansas

you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.

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(616): View more from Michigan

But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Did I turn a man straight...??

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Yes!

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!

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