I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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