Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dicks are not precious.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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