One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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