I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
