Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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