the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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