Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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