THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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