This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
