people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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