Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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